My weekend.

Robyn's been trying to cheer me up and she told me this joke;

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was?

"Horrible, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

The teacher corrected him; "Johnnie, we don't say A**, we say 'rectum'."

Little Johnnie replied "Rectum?

Damn near killed him!"

Neil Harris
(a don't stop till you drop production)

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