Yesterday, I noticed my NHS issue crutches were missing!
Who could have taken them?
Then I found a note – ‘Communique No 1’ - it’s very odd, sinister even and it’s signed too.
Look at this;
IF We DoN’T GET 10
A + E RIGHt NOW, tHe N.H.S. CRUTCHES
Help me sort out St. Peter’s
Communique No 1.
They seem to have taken a lot of trouble to disguise the note, but I think the distinctive handwriting at the end may be their undoing. Very sloppy.
(a don’t stop till you drop production)firstname.lastname@example.org