It's got out of hand - Robyn and me have major philosophical differences about how to eat spaghetti.
It came to a head tonight when Robyn was kind enough to make me a bowl.
Robyn eats spaghetti with a fork. I use a fork and a spoon. She could cope with that, just about.
Except that I use the fork to twist the spaghetti into a ball in the spoon and then I use the spoon to pick up sauce so that it's just right and then I eat the spaghetti from the spoon. It works for me but that seems to be unacceptable to Robyn.
Recently she stopped giving me a spoon at all.
Tonight she gave me a teaspoon.
It only took me three hours to eat the bowl of spaghetti.
(a don't stop till you drop production)
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