Weird Christmas this year, I was off to hospital to sit with my Mum on Christmas day morning, I'm not normally out of the house at that time.
Well, I was visiting her at hospital last Christmas too, although that was always going to end better.
There were dogs being walked, kids trying out their brand new bikes (a little uncertainly) and three different little girls trying to ride a new kind of Y-shaped scooter with two separate back wheels so that you can move it forward by bouncing your weight from one foot to the other. It's obviously popular.
Looked like real hard work to me with none of the fun of racing along on an ordinary scooter.
There was a congregation coming out of one church all dressed in black and very sombre and pleased with themselves and another church where the congregation were all rather large, very happy and exchanging presents and cards on their way out.
Here are a couple of Christmas cracker jokes for you;
Why didn't the skeleton go to the New Year's Eve party?
He had no body to go with him.
What do mice do in the daytime?
(a don't stop till you drop production)
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