Because it's a campaign to sort out my local hospital (which sent me home for a week with a displaced fractured ankle) it really matters.
So thank you all, 13000 times over.
And there is another cause for celebration - the water has moved back. It's now 43 paces away from the road that protects us. That's two paces further away, even if there are 2 inches of rain predicted for the next two days.
Don't look so hard now, do you?
(a don't stop till you drop production)